Multi-Oceanic Garbage Patch Treaty (MOGPT)
The sea does not reward those who are too
anxious, too greedy, or too impatient.
One should lie empty, open, choiceless as a beach — waiting for
a gift from the sea.
- Anne
Morrow Lindbergh
The sea
is the conscience of our civilization.
-
Phillipe Cousteau
Always,
then, in this flotsam and jetsam of the tide lines, we are
reminded that a strange and different world lies offshore.
- Rachel
Carson, The Edge of The Sea
The Great Pacific
Garbage Patch, for which many leaders of nations in the past
signed the Great
Pacific Garbage Patch Treaty, is a lot worse than originally
thought.
According to Ariel
Schwartz, "at least 1,700 miles of plastic trash is floating in
what is commonly known as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch."
Moreover, if you
thought the Great Pacific Garbage Patch was a nightmare, things
are actually a lot worse — the Great Pacific Garbage Patch has a
twin.
Scientists have
found a matching patch in the Atlantic Ocean that stretches for
thousands of square miles. The Great
Atlantic Garbage Patch covers thousands of square miles
between Bermuda and the Azores islands.
Great
Atlantic Garbage Patch...
And the bad news
doesn't stop there — scientists warn the phenomenon is likely to
exist in still more places around the globe. Ocean currents
determine the precise gathering of the junk, and the patch lies in
the middle of a giant ocean gyre,
or vortex in the sea. There are five major gyres in the world's
oceans, and one group, 5 Gyres, is determined to search
the remaining 4 for evidence of similar plastic island gatherings.
We, the (largely)
unrecognised nations and micronations of the world, now need to
claim the physical body of all that is bad. In the past we have
claimed the Great
Pacific Garbage Patch through the Great Pacific Garbage Patch Treaty, but we now need to
extend these claims, based on the new scientific findings.
We, the (largely)
unrecognised nations and micronations of the world, now need to
claim the unclaimed body called the Multi-Oceanic Garbage Patch (MOGP), which includes
the garbage of all the major and minor gyres in the world's
oceans. None
of the arrogant states of the UN, or the UN itself will claim that
this is, in fact, their garbage,
and that it truly spans the entire globe, so we shall claim all
this garbage.
I the Underwritten,
and Governor of the United Micronations Multi-Oceanic Archipelago
(UMMOA), invite all landless and sealess leaders of nations to
claim their 'lawless' and 'sinful' piece of the Multi-Oceanic Garbage Patch (MOGP),
and to add their signature to the Multi-Oceanic Garbage Patch Treaty (MOGPT), whose
three sole treaty articles shall state that
- the claims
of the
Great Pacific
Garbage Patch Treaty (GPGPT) are extended to all major and
minor ocean gyres;
- the MOGPT
does recognise and establish eschatological sovereignty
claims ('end of time' claims); and
- all new
claims shall be asserted while the MOGPT is in force, for as
long as all the garbage remains without claimants (garbage
'potentates').
In essence, all
signatories to this treaty uniquivocally state that, "This patch
is your patch, this patch is my patch, from California, back to
California..." All leaders shall publicise this claim to the best
of their abilities, and this website shall make the claim public.
All nations without
land or sea ('good'), or without full control of any land or sea,
are invited to be signatories to this treaty, so long they are
serious nations, have a decent website, and lawfully represent
seven or more real, unrelated human beings, who feel unrepresented
or underrepresented by UN member states. By the way, leaders of UN member states
may also sign this treaty, seriously claim part of the MOGP, and
publish/publicise this endeavour as they see it fit. We welcome
all men and women of good will.
As soon as we have enough signatories, we shall send the
signatures and claim to the United Nations, the claimants 'without
sin', who judge all others outside of their 'club of
righteousness' to be sinful.
SIGNATORIES
- HMRD Cesidio
Tallini, United
Micronations Multi-Oceanic Archipelago (UMMOA)
- H.E. Ilya
Pakhomov,
Baltic
Principality
- H.E. Yaroslav
Mar, Republic
of Lostisland
- H.M. Sir
Rajasethuramavarma, Royal
Kingdom of Eesha
- H.E. Angell
Cherubini, Promolands
- H.E.M. Roman
Petrov,
Northern
Empire
- First Citizen
Archangel, New Guinea
- HR&MSH
Prince Leonardo Salomone of Orient, Principality
of Orient
- Hon.
Rabi-Kohan Dr. Shalomim HaLahawi, Edenic
Hebrew Kingdom Civilization
- Hon. Gunho Kim, Federal
Republic of Grunkia
- Hon. Bea
Vincit, Sovereign
Nations Oasis
- Hon. Michele
Cera, Republic of
AlterItalia
- H.S.H. Prince
Don Francesco Damiano Pugliese of Valldemosa, Principality
of Valldemosa
- Hon. Donato
De Lellis, Republic of
Atlantis
- Hon. Ross
Beatty, Demarchy Of Feather
Island
- H.S.M. Ilya
Pakhomov,
Sovereign
Order of Ahellia
- Rt. Hon. Mr.
Wayne Craig, Principauté du
Nouveau-Texas
- H.E. Alexandr
Mokhov,
Kingdom of
Hope
REFERENCES
- Tallini,
Cesidio. (2011, 7 January). Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Treaty (GPGPT). Retrieved 23 June 2011, from http://gpgpt.org
- Schwartz,
Ariel. (2009, 28 August). Great Pacific Garbage Patch is
Worse Than We Thought. Inhabit.com.
Retrieved 23 June 2011, from http://inhabitat.com/great-pacific-garbage-patch-is-worse-than-we-thought/
- Liggett,
Brit. (2010, 16 April). Another Giant Garbage Patch Found in
the Atlantic Ocean. Inhabit.com.
Retrieved 23 June 2011, from http://inhabitat.com/another-giant-garbage-patch-found-in-the-atlantic-ocean/
- Gastaldo,
Evann. (2010, 15 April). Plastic Garbage Patch Found in
Atlantic. Newser, LLC.
Retrieved 23 June 2011, from http://www.newser.com/story/86111/plastic-garbage-patch-found-in-atlantic.html
- Beitiks,
Moe. (2010, 12 February). The 5 Gyres Project Searches the
Oceans for New Garbage Patches. Inhabit.com. Retrieved
23 June 2011, from http://inhabitat.com/the-5-gyres-project-searches-the-oceans-for-new-garbage-patches/